Apr 17, 2012

The United Dominion of Christian Clarity Is Upon Us

Yay for things getting called with their real names! Not that it's a surprise to anyone.

You are cordially invited to:

The First National Convention

of The Christian Party of America ® (CPA)

Dates and Times: April 20 from 7:00 P.M. to 10:00 P.M.,

April 21, 2012 from 8:30 A.M. to 5 P.M. and 7 P.M. until close

Location: The Hilton of Raleigh/Durham Airport, North Carolina

Please make plans to attend this exciting event, the first quadrennial convention of the Christian Party of America, at which we will introduce our party to the nation. The list of speakers includes Michael Peroutka (former Presidential candidate), Dr. Patrick L. Wooden, Sr. (Pastor of the Upper Room Church of God in Christ), Tami Fitzgerald (Director of Vote for Marriage NC), Jeff Lewis (Co-Director of the Patriot Coalition), Don Watson (CPA National Vice-Chairman), and Clell M. Drumheller, II (CPA National Chairman). Also, there will be various activities for all in attendance. Besides, you will have the opportunity to tour the beautiful eastern North Carolina area.

Hear the good news and rejoice! And you might notice who is leading the prayer - Pastor Patrick "Gay Men Wear Diapers" Wooden, who I'm sure will have many and more delightful insights on gay men physiology...

If nothing else, this scareshow might give the GOP a chance to cleanse itself of the talibangelicals. If we put all the crazies in their own party, we can finally see how big the loud Christian Cabal of Evil actually is...

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